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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dimension Hops: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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