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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Runes Activated: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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