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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Crops Grown: 1229

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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