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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Zombie Dances: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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