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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 4121 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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