So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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