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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Towns Built: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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