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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Void Armor Forged: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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