lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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