haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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