so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4237 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Emeralds Found: 1410
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4840
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 157

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Zombie Dances: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

    Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

    AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
    omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

    join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7004 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AwoogaMC

    AwoogaMC

    Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

    Join now!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Towns Built: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

    No. 925878168 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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