Eternal SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	79
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	7622	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Votes:	476	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	5206	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	651
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7358	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	90	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	843
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	7584	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3946
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Animals Bred:	112	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	196
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9