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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6779 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!