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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4532 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4975 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!