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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6186 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6117 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!