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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9382 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 | Farms Harvested: | 204 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 3133 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!