Erection Interference Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	4717
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5499
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3690
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	4539	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5929
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Star Shards Collected:	85	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645