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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6200 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!