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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9299 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!