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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7875 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5935 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7423 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!