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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8847 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2627 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!