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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!