Equiscraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5265
Dragon Eggs Found:	1457	Crops Grown:	6677
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ores Mined:	1616	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8784	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	137
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Items Found:	6345	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	701	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7349

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9482	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13