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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2541	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6319	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Emeralds Found:	620
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6425	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	7876
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	4693
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	2

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	2260
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Emeralds Found:	1982	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Competing Realms 1.20

attractiveness, COMPETING, Competition, Confidence, DATING, desirability, Masculinity, MONEY, Physical fitness, Realms, relationships, self improvement, Smv, societal norms, society, Standards, Status, success, white males, young

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1334	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about trying to be the top dog in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your block-building skills and your ability to survive in a pixelated world!

We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.

Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server

American, American interference, DEFEND, Dutch, Dutch producer, DutchCraft, Interference, long tail tags, Media, Minecraft, Producer, Protect, protect media, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8696	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!