Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4959	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Farms Harvested:	629
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5339	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	728988
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Gems Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6743	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4631	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.