Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2846	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	6052	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Farms Harvested:	645
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7917
Animals Bred:	136	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1507
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	262
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchantments Applied:	60
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.