Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6909
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	New Chunks Explored:	28520

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	492	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4812
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8036
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ores Mined:	1993

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1552
Dragon Eggs Found:	984	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.