Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8408	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.