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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Void Armor Forged: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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