EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	270

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DroNeRusCraft

African workers, Africans, Conflict, Deception, DroNeRusCraft, Drones, eastern europe, employment, Exploitation, false promises, forced labor, international relations, labor exploitation, Manufacturing, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

adolescence, BFF’s, close friendships, Development, Emotional support, Happiness, key, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental well-being, older teenagers, peer acceptance, peer relationships, psychological well-being, research, social anxiety, Social Connections, social development, Social Relationships, study, TEENAGE, teenage friendships, wellbeing, young teenagers

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4919	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!

application, AussieSMP, Community, Currency, DWELLERS, Economy, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, multiple worlds, Network, new members, Player Trading, quality of life features, rules, Shopping Area, smp, Survival, Surviving, Teleport, Vanilla, Vegemite, Wiki

AussieSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mythical-worlds-craft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.

Rules

Don’t be a dick.
No griefing.
No spamming.
Be respectful.
Don’t swear excessively.
No hacking or exploits.
No ban evasion.
Use common sense.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.

Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.

Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	7568

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.