Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ores Mined: 2523

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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