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The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

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Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2769	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3422
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Items Found:	3007	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	192	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	7126	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8119	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68