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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	2358	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	746328	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6984
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8057	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8126
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5264	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	572296
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9