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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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