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But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even build a house made entirely out of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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