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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Animals Bred: 194

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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