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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 1893 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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