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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Buildings Constructed: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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