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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Towns Built: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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