Elysiummc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	8425	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7226	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Votes:	8856
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	4888	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	76
Animals Bred:	110	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305312	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	3725	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Animals Bred:	193
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	337338	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Animals Bred:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3757

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7