Elysian Factions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5389	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4107	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Mines Excavated:	2278
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8636	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crops Grown:	8339
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	7983	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8996	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7