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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	279	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Potions Brewed:	196
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crops Grown:	2215
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	391103
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	944	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1359