OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Farms Harvested: 208
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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