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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7629 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.