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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 801 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.