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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1096 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6815 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.