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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6833 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 168 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.