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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1821 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 71 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4935 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.