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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6382 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.