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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4474 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8991 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.